Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-2215 (?)
- SCP-2215 consists of cedar-wood arrow signs mounted on metal poles that point towards anomalies controlled by a group called the Chaos Insurgency when those anomalies are mentioned aloud. The signs also display descriptions of these anomalies, but these descriptions are often inaccurate, cryptic, or nonsensical. While the Foundation hoped to use these signs to locate other Chaos Insurgency items, the descriptions proved unhelpful and the signs pointed to locations too far away to be useful. The Chaos Insurgency operatives who possessed these signs seemed to intentionally allow themselves to be captured, hinting that their actions, including providing SCP-2215, were part of a larger "narrative" or plan.
- The Joy of Sect (?)
- The article "The Joy of Sect" describes an episode of *The Simpsons* where the town of Springfield falls under the influence of a new religious movement called the Movementarians. This cult, which brainwashes most residents, including the Simpson family (except Marge), promises a journey to the planet Blisstonia aboard a spaceship, while secretly enriching its leader. The episode satirizes various real-world cults like Scientology and Heaven's Gate, highlighting their recruitment tactics, control over followers, and the eventual exposure of their deceptive practices by Marge, who helps her family escape.